Evil Genius Writer of comics and stories and whatever else I feel like.
zeropresscomics.com currently redirects here, until I get around to making a proper website.
List Of Media Where Something Fucked Up Happens To The Moon
despicable me (moon theft)
miraculous ladybug (moon split in half)
hermitcraft (moon big)
feel free to add
Sonic fandub Dark Story (moon gets pissed on)
doctor who (moons an egg and it hatches)
That one Tumblr post that I can’t find because the search function is bad (moon in a time loop)
Zelda Majora’s Mask (moon has a face. and is creepy.)
oh, I almost forgot!
Portal 2 (moon gets portaled on)
Prey: Mooncrash (Moon is haunted by shape-shifting alien psychic sharks. Also it’s a time loop. Everybody dies).
fear and hunger: termina (moon is a dead god. and is creepy.)
ok ko: moon blown up as romantic gesture
Final fantasy 14: moon actually not moon, is jail cell/space ship. The other moon also wasn’t a moon it was an egg.
Origin: Spirits of the Past (Gin'iro no Kami no Agito in the Japanese releases): moon is broken by angry tree dragons while Kokia sings. an orphaned survivor from the distant past wakes up in overgrown ruins after humanity learned to make do without pre-apocalypse technology.
Time Machine: moon is broken by real estate while a widowed man escapes into the distant future. he wakes up in overgrown ruins after humanity learned to make do without pre-apocalypse technology.
the Adventure Zone (Balance): second moon’s just a facade for an airborne secret base.
Final fantasy 8: moon’s haunted. Drops monsters on the earth every so often. Nothing forecasts this it just happens and everybody goes “oh yeah the moon thing again’
The Tick, when Chairface Chippendale tried to laser-engrave his name into the moon and got stopped partway, so every time you see the moon in future episodes it has a huge "CHA” written across it.
Scott Pilgrim (the comic): the moon has two large craters blasted in it by a psychic guy, to impress girls
Later in the Tick, Omnipotus was going to eat the Earth, the Tick convinced him not to, but he took a bite out of the moon on his way out
The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.
Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.
And there’s a perfect date for it coming up!
October 14th, 2066.
A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.
Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.
Even better: Charles isn’t living 44 years. He’ll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He’s what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.
So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.
Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he’s been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.
Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.
Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.
Also, if you’ve taken more than a high school economics course taught by someone who has never stepped foot in a college economics class,
Giving $500 to poor people multiplies it REALLY FAST. That $500 immediately goes into the economy and ripples more purchases until it hits a rich pocket.
Giving $500 to a billionaire takes $500 out of the economy permenantly. You could have set it on fire and made no difference.
That is such an important part of the conversation that rich people seem to purposefully misunderstand whenever it’s brought up
Money exists to be spent, not hoarded. Yes, people should have saving, but no one should be sitting on a pile of money too big to spend in a single lifetime. “The economy” as a concept only works if people are spending money, and the people hoarding the money are so quick to blame the people who barely have any when the economy starts to fail
Having a big string of numbers in an offshore account doesnt make you an economic genius, it makes you a parasite that is ruining the economy for everyone else
Also, if you’ve taken more than a high school economics course taught by someone who has never stepped foot in a college economics class,
Giving $500 to poor people multiplies it REALLY FAST. That $500 immediately goes into the economy and ripples more purchases until it hits a rich pocket.
Giving $500 to a billionaire takes $500 out of the economy permenantly. You could have set it on fire and made no difference.
That is such an important part of the conversation that rich people seem to purposefully misunderstand whenever it’s brought up
Money exists to be spent, not hoarded. Yes, people should have saving, but no one should be sitting on a pile of money too big to spend in a single lifetime. “The economy” as a concept only works if people are spending money, and the people hoarding the money are so quick to blame the people who barely have any when the economy starts to fail
Having a big string of numbers in an offshore account doesnt make you an economic genius, it makes you a parasite that is ruining the economy for everyone else
